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Wednesday, May 30, 2007
defination of sickness
20:20

boo sick = boo bad mood

me sick = me sound horrible


Tuesday, May 29, 2007
feeling abit sick
22:42

i think i'm down with sorethroat.. got it from her i guess.. damn it.. i hate being sick..


Monday, May 28, 2007
blessed..
12:47

i love the way you love me..


Friday, May 25, 2007
being apart
13:36

will be apart for 6 months.. will i be able to take it? I really dunno, fucking dunno wad's gonna happen next..


Thursday, May 24, 2007
damn how i hate this feeling...
04:05

when love and hate collides...


Tuesday, May 22, 2007
scared
04:17

i'm scared that i'll get hurt again, auntie irenes words keeps flashing in my mind.. i'll get hurt again in july.. it just so coincides with wad's happening between me and her.. her problems thats surfacing now.. if it does not work by end of this month.. it's gonna be a big hurdle for me.. as i dun believe in long distance relationship..


i really at my wits end, i dun wan it to end anytime soon, cos it's been a while i've found someone who loves me more than i do, who really dotes on me.. she's everything i wan in a gf.. haiz.. i dunno wad i wanna write anymore, seems like i can;'t put them into words.. let's see how things goes, if it does not work, i'll cherish wadever time is left with her..


Saturday, May 19, 2007
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
22:28

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours?
Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat
it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses!

5. When people say, while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No, Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya, Sunshine?

7. When something is "new and improved!"...Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever experiences!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Dumb-ass?


Friday, May 18, 2007
damn it!
05:13

i miss you...


Chinese Switchboard
05:12

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sum Wan ..And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother, Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Lee.
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!


Thursday, May 17, 2007
Stranded
22:38

There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where the following group of people is stranded:

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman

One month later on this absolutely stunning deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following has occurred:

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a "menage a trois".

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.

The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

The Bulgarian men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look at the Bulgarian woman and they started swimming.

The Irish began by dividing up their island, Northside and Southside, and by setting up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey, but at least the English are not getting any.

The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide while the American woman keeps on talking about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, about the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much nicer and how her relationship with her mother is improving. But at least the taxes are low and it is not raining.

...AND...

The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the Indian woman.


My Boo..
06:05

went over to her place for dinner, sent her to work, met up with ah tan, went to pick her up, watch drama serial with her till 5 plus, nw home to blog this and to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


lol too tired to blog in details.. :) *dreamland..*


Wednesday, May 16, 2007
Four Friends
06:14

Four friends reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few laughs and drinks, one of them had to go to the rest room. The ones who stayed behind began to talk about their kids and their successes.

The first guy says:
I am very proud of my son, he is my pride and joy. He started working at a very successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration soon he was promoted and began to climb the corporate ladder becoming the General Manager and now he is the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes Benz for his birthday.

The second guy says:
Damn, that's terrific!! My son is also my pride and joy, I am very proud of him. He started working at a travelling agency for a very big airline. He went to flight school to become a pilot and also managed to become a partner in the company where he now owns the majority of the assets. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.

The third guy says:
Well, well, well congratulations!! My son is also my pride and joy and he is also very rich. He studied in the best universities and became an Engineer. He started his own construction company and became very successful and a multimillionaire. He also gave away some thing very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday. He built a 30,000 sq ft mansion specially for his friend.

The three friends congratulated each other mutually for the successes of theirs sons.

The fourth friend who earlier had gone to restroom returned and asked:
What's going on, what are all the congratulations for? One of the three said: We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons.
And then he asked, What about your son?

The forth man replied: My son is Gay and he makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub. The three friends said: What a shame that must be, that is horrible, what a disappointment you must feel!

The fourth man replied: No, I am not ashamed. Not at all. He is my son and I love him just as well, he is my pride and joy. And he is very lucky too. Did you know that his birthday just passed and the other day he received a beautiful 30,000 sq ft mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes Benz from his three boyfriends.


Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Who should brew the coffee?
05:50

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says....

"HEBREWS . . . .


Monday, May 14, 2007
Taurus and Capricorn
17:42

These two Signs have a great deal of physical chemistry, and they aren't shy about expressing it, either. The homosexual Taurus and the homosexual Capricorn are both down and dirty Earth Signs, and need a heaping helping of bedroom activities in order to stay both interested and satisfied with each other.

This is not to say that the relationship is shallow or superficial -- both of these partners are loyal unto death, and will therefore not be lacking in the sense of security that they both desire above all else. Simple, faithful, hardworking, penny pinching -- this couple is made for each other! All that is left is to make sure that the names are spelled right on the wedding invitations, and the right people placed on the guest list for the reception.


Oh this is so funny.. i also got the questions wrong..
12:34

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.

The principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her,"I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade." Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask himsome questions." The principal and Harry both agreed. Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?" Harry, after a moment: "Legs." Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" The principal wondered, why would she ask such a question! Harry replied: "Pockets." Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants"
Ms. Brooks: What's starts with a C, ends with! a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?
Harry: "Coconut."

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open. Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?" The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer.

Harry: "Bubble gum"

Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?" Harry: "Shake hands." The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"

Harry: "Firetruck"

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last even questions wrong......


Sunday, May 13, 2007
More jokes
22:01

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's.
He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.".

"What type of bra?", asked the clerk.

"Type?", inquired the man "There is more than one type?".

"Look Around.", said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size color and material.

"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras.", replied the salesclerk.

Confused, the man asked, "Only three? What are they?".

The saleslady replied "The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?".

Still confused the man asked "What is the difference between them?".

The lady responded "It is quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills."


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It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. "Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?," he says. "That's cool" says Bobby.

Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie.

Carrie's father responds "why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it."

Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Bobby - so he asks Carrie's Dad to repeat it. "Yeah," says Carrie's father, "Carrie really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!"

Well, this just made Bobby's eyes light up, and his plan for the evening was beginning to look pretty good. A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door.

About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father:

"DAMMIT DADDY! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!!!"

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A little girl was asked what she wanted most for her birthday and she declared: "A baby brother."

"Daddy and I would like to give you a baby brother," said her mom, "but there isn't time before your birthday."

"Why don't you do like they do down at Daddy's factory when they want something in a hurry put more men on the job."

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A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window.

A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong, mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep.

The little guy starts to feel a little airsick, but he's afraid to wake the big guy up to ask if he can move aside to let him go to the bathroom. He knows he can't climb over him, and so the little guy is sitting there, looking at the big guy, trying to decide what to do.

Suddenly, the plane hits an air pocket and an uncontrollable wave of nausea passes through the little guy. He can't hold it in any longer and hurls all over the big guy's chest.

About five minutes later the big guy wakes up, looks down, and sees the vomit all over him.

"So," says the little guy, "are you feeling any better now?"

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There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room.

He tells them "Ok, you must jump off the diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in."

So the three guys go over to the pool.

The first guy, a vegetarian, yells out "Bananas!" and lands in a pool of bananas.

The second guy was money hungry and yelled out "Money!" and lands in a pile of money.

The third guy jumps, when a bird shits on his head, and he yells "Oh Shit!"


Friday, May 11, 2007
jokes to share
03:39

was chatting with huirong and she told me some jokes.. so here i am to share it out.. have fun laughing

lol


A young boy asks his dad, "What is the difference between confident and confidential.
dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that.
Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential!"

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Man comes home , finds his wife with his friend in bed . He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends"

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An Asian guy is having his "SNACK" (bread and jam) when an American man chuckling chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Asian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

American: "You Asian folks eat the whole bread??"

Asian (in a bad mood): "Of course."

American: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and export them to Asia."

The American has a smirk on his face. The Asia listens in silence.
The Asian (pissed of) then asks: " o you have sex in America?"

American: "Why of course we do", the American says with a big smirk.

Asian: And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

American: "We throw them away, of course."

Asian: "We don't. In Asia, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and export them to America.

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A gynecologist was getting sick of his job and decided that he needed a career change.

He'd always enjoyed tinkering with engines so thought he'd become a mechanic. So he went along to mechanics school and the final test was to strip the engine completely and reassemble it back into perfect working order. Our gynecologist friend did the test and anxiously awaited his results. The day he received the results, he got quite a surprise -- he got 150%. He quickly phoned the instructor and asked about the high mark.

The instructor said, "No, that's right. First, I gave you 50% for stripping down the engine -- a very thorough job. Next, I gave you 50% for reassembling it -- a fantastic job really. And then I gave you a 50% bonus for doing it all through the tail pipe."

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A blonde is driving down a country road. She looks over to the right, and sees another blond, in a row boat, out in the middle of a field, rowing.

The first blond can't believe her eyes, stops the car, and gets out to look at the blond in the rowboat. The longer she looks, the madder she gets.

Finally she says: "You know, it's blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name. You're just sitting in the middle of a field in a row boat rowing. That's so stupid! If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your ass!"


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Thursday, May 10, 2007
you
23:04

you just walk into my life unknowningly, without any notice.. started as friends that led to wad we r now..

a new beginning, wad a start! :D


Sunday, May 06, 2007
What people think of me..
05:57

Arena

(known to self and others)

dependable, happy, helpful, observant

Blind Spot

(known only to others)

able, accepting, adaptable, bold, caring, cheerful, clever, complex, confident, dignified, energetic, extroverted, friendly, giving, independent, intelligent, kind, knowledgeable, logical, loving, mature, organised, patient, proud, relaxed, religious, self-assertive, self-conscious, sentimental, shy, silly, spontaneous, trustworthy, warm, witty

Façade

(known only to self)

introverted, quiet

Unknown

(known to nobody)

brave, calm, idealistic, ingenious, modest, nervous, powerful, reflective, responsive, searching, sensible, sympathetic, tense, wise

All Percentages

able (6%) accepting (12%) adaptable (12%) bold (18%) brave (0%) calm (0%) caring (18%) cheerful (18%) clever (6%) complex (6%) confident (18%) dependable (12%) dignified (12%) energetic (6%) extroverted (6%) friendly (25%) giving (12%) happy (12%) helpful (12%) idealistic (0%) independent (37%) ingenious (0%) intelligent (12%) introverted (0%) kind (12%) knowledgeable (12%) logical (6%) loving (12%) mature (12%) modest (0%) nervous (0%) observant (37%) organised (12%) patient (18%) powerful (0%) proud (12%) quiet (0%) reflective (0%) relaxed (18%) religious (6%) responsive (0%) searching (0%) self-assertive (6%) self-conscious (12%) sensible (0%) sentimental (12%) shy (6%) silly (6%) spontaneous (12%) sympathetic (0%) tense (0%) trustworthy (18%) warm (37%) wise (0%) witty (25%)

Created by the Interactive Johari Window on 5.5.2007, using data from 16 respondents.
You can make your own Johari Window, or view Lucus's full data.


Saturday, May 05, 2007
a sms
04:16

got a sms from her today.. saying that she's back home safely, and that's her hp number now.. asking me to take care and if got anything talk online.. cos it's free.. :-)

oh boy.. i really do miss her..


Friday, May 04, 2007
A Call..
06:46

tried to call her just now.. but couldn't get her.. but she called me back and we talked a while before we put down.. at least i got to hear her one last time though i would have preferred to see her but better than nothing lah.. all the anger and sadness just disappear.. yeah i noe i noe i'm weak.. :( and i'm missing her now..


Agloco!
02:56



Life..
01:52

Life is simple,
u get something u lose something.
It just that the process of losing it is hard to accept..


Thursday, May 03, 2007
haiz.. sad..
21:25

was suppose to send her to the airport today.. but just got a call from saying that i dun need to send her already.. dunno wad to say lah.. just wanted to YELL OUT LOUD!! FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!! CCB KNN KNS CBCBCBCBCBCBCB!!!


Wednesday, May 02, 2007
Spiderman 3!
04:19




went to watch spiderman 3 today with germaine, huirong, chris, melvin, corrinne, robin, gabriel and roch.. the graphics are good.. but i find the ending a bit bad and they never explain how venom got his powers.. after that we went to kfc for dinner.. got a phone call from one of the niteclub bosses asking to reach the place before 12 to celebrate birthday together with another customer.. got alot of well wish kisses from the singers.. but the happiest one is the one i got from the girl i really like alot.. Very very happy so so happy i'm actually grinning while i'm writing this.. oh man.. than i see my horoscope on friendster.. will it happen? lets see lah.. haha



Friendster Horoscope for May 2, 2007
Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20)
Taurus
The Bottom Line

Today one of your close relationships will become even more intense.
In Detail

There is a lot more happiness coming into your life, and you deserve it -- so savor it! And don't forget to thank the universe. As the day progresses, something will happen that makes one of your closest relationships grow even more intense. You'll both find yourself talking about some very important issues. Voice your true feelings about everything, and don't worry about seeming jealous or possessive.


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