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miss her so so so so so much.. that's bad.. but at least the feelings mutual.. hehehe :P.. we had a long talk today.. which has been a long time since we're both busy with our work.. today's a tired day for me.. but now my clock has gone haywired!! could not sleep till 5 or 6 in the morning.. gotta try to put it back in order soon.. i shall stop here i wanna watch movies now.. :)
lastly 14/21 days left before the news come.. *PRAY HARD HARD!!!!*
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
26/19 days to go.. *praying very hard..*
Monday, August 20, 2007
Compliments of Joke Diary!
A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves...
"Do you know how they make these rubber gloves?" She said, "No."
"Well", he spoofed, "down in Mexico they have this big building set up with a large tank of latex and the workers are all picked according to hand size.
Each individual walks up to the tank, dips their hands in, and then walk around for a bit while the latex sets up and dries right onto their hands! Then they peel off the gloves and throw them into the big 'Finished Goods Crate' and start the process all over again."
And she didn't laugh a bit!!!
Five minutes later, during the procedure, he had to stop cleaning her teeth because she burst out laughing. The old woman blushed and exclaimed,
"I just suddenly thought about how they must make condoms!"
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If you have ' Ang Mo (Westerner)' attending your wedding, please tell them what is 'Kan Pei', hahaa.....
Once there was a wedding dinner. The dinner occupied only half the restaurant. The other half was occupied by some Caucasian tourists.
As the wedding couples hop from table to table to toast the guests, the cheers of "KAN PEI" (bottoms up) gets louder and louder.
One Caucasian gets more and more irritated as the couple gets closer to him.
" KAN PEI "... " KAN ...PEI"...!
The cheers continued. Finally, the irritated Caucasian couldn't take it anymore.
He stood up on his chair and shouted: "IF YOU CAN'T PAY, THEN LET ME PAY FOR YOU!"
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this is an old joke!!
A girl and a guy get married and the girl gets pregnant. So the doctor tells them not to have sex until the baby is delivered.
But the couple get very horny one night and start having sex. Suddenly the guys penis gets stuck in the gals vagina. They struggle a lot but he cant get it out. So they get over to the hospital and call for the doctor.
The doctor gives the girl a sweet and tells her to swallow it. She does so and suddenly his penis comes out. Afterwards she asks the doctor how he did it and he explains "When the baby saw the sweet, he left the banana."
The baby was born who was so advanced, he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor.
"Are you my doctor?" he asked. "Yes, I am," said the doctor.
The baby said, "Thank you for taking such good care of me during birth."
He looked at his mother and asked, "Are you my mother?"
"Yes, I am," she said. "Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born," he said. He then looked at his father and asked, "Are you my father?"
"Yes,I am," his father answered. The baby motioned him close, then poked him on the forehead with his index finger seven times saying, "I want you to know THAT HURTS!"
Friday, August 17, 2007
it's been a while since i update my blog.. wad's been happening in my life.. hmmm as usual lah..
work has been quite hectic this days.. so mentally and physically tired.. sleeping time has been minimal, so quite grouchy nowadays.. the new china company that i'm co-operating has started rolling.. will be sending documents up today.. *grinz*
stuff that i've gotta do for my boo has come to an end.. now is to wait for news next month.. *cross fingers* *good news!!!good news!!!*
tonight will be a let go have fun night! it's Michelle's birthday today!! Party Time Tonight!! but hope i'm not to tired for it.. :P
Monday, August 06, 2007
i'm at the car servicing place located at sin ming while writing this post.. have not slept since last night.. now i'm looking like a zombie, so so so tired gotta go collect stuff later in the afternoon.. hope that idiot fion has called the agent so i can proceed with stuff to be done asap for my boo..
just hope i have a good day today.. gonna call her later i guess.. missing her so so so much.. can't wait for her to get back to singapore..
Thursday, August 02, 2007
i'm missing her so so much.. it's been almost a week since i last saw her.. the business trip was good, things are moving well for me.. *keeeping fingers crossed!!* and as for my boo if her's is ok too end of the year we're either heading for bali or kl to usher in the new year!..
so wad i can do now is work hard, get the ball rolling.. *grinz*