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Message: A married couple in their mid 60s were out
celebrating their 35th wedding
anniversary in a quiet, romantic restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful
fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being
such an exemplary
married couple and for being faithful to each other
for all this time, I
will grant you each a wish."
"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my
darling husband" said the
wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! -
two tickets for the
Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a
moment and said, "Well,
this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this
will never come
again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a
wife 30 years younger
than me."
The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed,
but a wish is a wish... So
the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the
husband became 95 years
old.
The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful
bastards should remember
that fairies are female.
hahahahah....